as some dead French guy (or at least a dead European male) once said, "other people."
Today proved that in many ways.
Mind you, it's a rest day. No running. No real stretching. No yoga. No floor work.
Which I didn't mind, because my left knee's feeling a little...wonky. To be expected, sooner or later, because I'd really messed up the right one a few years ago (and the "rule of compensation" says that the healthy side suffers and gets messed up taking the load from the injured side). The right side, well, I had a few sharp spasms along the area where I'd torn the gastroc (same year as I screwed my knee), but otherwise, all is well.
What in the world do knees and Hell and other people have to do with anything?
Do I have a tale to tell!
One of the aspects of my job is that I take people on some pretty important medical appointments, the sort of things where diets and meds are decided, surgeries and treatments are pushed or discarded as options, basically, things that can really potentially alter life on a significant level.
Today's consult was at Bone & Joint in Manhattan. First...there was the ride in. Access-A-Ride. Access at your own risk. A coffee cup on wheels, a cockroach in a skin suit driving, faulty brakes and a homing device for every known bump in the road had my knees continuously slammed into the seat in front of me, and my ribs bounced, bruised, and jolted into the skinny pole things that pass for arm rests.
This...ride...took a little over an hour, since the cockroach didn't speak English and misunderstood the GPS. We took a lovely tour of Brooklyn...
Then, there was the clinic waiting room. Mind you, we get there two hours early just to sign in, so that when the docs (not the big kahuna himself - he's busy in surgery) actually see people, we'll be in the first half dozen or so.
The waiting room holds about 40. There were about 70. For the first time, people were actually talking with each other, and next thing I know, I'm looking at labs and bloods for various people, discussing their results, the critical role of water intake (especially with some of the meds some people are on), joint injuries and surgeries, and leading an impromptu lecture on the difference between replacement and resurfacing.
Since most of these people didn't realize there was a HUGE difference, and most were going for replacement, now, armed with knowledge, many of them are going to ask for resurfacing instead.
When asked what I did about my knee, I told the truth: two weeks before my scheduled surgery (not for replacement, but for removal of the cartilage. Which, by the way? Increases your chance of arthritis from the normal human range of 20-80% to a definite 90% or better - I really didn't want to do that!!!) I said: hey, try something alternative. Try acupuncture. Probably not going to do anything, but at least you tried, right?
So...I went in to the acupuncturist's office with a knee the size of a softball, a nasty hard lump (from effusion) on the outer side, and the usual pain. This had been going on for almost a year (I told you I wasn't in a rush for surgery!). Damn but if I didn't leave that office with the outlines of my knee clear for the first time in months, and the lump on the side reduced by almost two thirds!
A few more visits, and well...I can run, can't I? And without the pain I used to get. No scalpel, thank you very much.
Some of the people I told asked me for the number and address of the acupuncturist. Think there may be a few less surgeries!
An hour and twenty minutes after we get called into an exam room, an associate takes the x-rays I've carefully transported with us, as well as the labs and such, and finally does his job.
It's now time to go - or is it?
Yeah. No. We've a return trip scheduled, and we're 20 minutes early, so I grab us some dirty water dogs, and as each car comes, we ask if it's "ours."
Nope. Nope. Nope. We call. "5 minutes," we're told. Half an hour later. "5 minutes." Twenty minutes after that. "Oh, the driver said you were a no show."
Are you fucking kidding me??? Hey look, I understand this is an MRDD population as well as the frail and the disabled being serviced, but that doesn't mean you can fuck with them that way - and in fact, it made the cockroach from earlier upgrade to silverfish.
Bottom line: three and a half hours later, we got a ride home. Why didn't we do public trans? Because my guy's foot was swollen and aching from the exam and it would have been too far (and too painful) to walk the distance, the stairs, more distance again...you get the point.
The service was used for a very legitimate reason.
However, a driver from another vehicle came over to us (it was his return trip) because he remembered us from 2 hours earlier. He called his road supervisor, who came right over, and what a pair of nice guys! Between them both, they got us sorted on the soonest available vehicle - AND the driver was a real human being this time!
All right. I'll give it up. Hell IS other people, but sometimes, Heaven, or at least a slice of it, is other people, too.
Now I might actually get some rest...